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07-03-2003, 01:04 AM
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Crazy
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Jesus's ethnicity
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Jewish
1. He went into his father*s business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He thought his mother was a virgin, and his mother thought he was God. Three Proofs That Jesus Was Irish 1. He never got married. 2. He never held a steady job. 3. He last request was a drink. Three Proofs That Jesus Was Puerto Rican 1. His first name was Jesus. 2.He was always in troulble with the law. 3. He mother did not know who his real father was. Three Proofs That Jesus Was Italian 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He worked in the building trades. Three Proofs That Jesus Was Black 1. He called everybody *brother* 2. He had no permanent address. 3. Nobody would hire him. Three Proofs That Jesus Was Californian 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot. 3. He invented a new religion. |
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07-03-2003, 06:08 AM
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Dubya
Location: VA
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LOL
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"In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough. It's hard work. It's incredibly hard. It's - and it's hard work. I understand how hard it is. I get the casualty reports every day. I see on the TV screens how hard it is. But it's necessary work. We're making progress. It is hard work." |
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