uncle phil

The Cadbury's Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co. have combined to market the new mint-flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex.

The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and WalMart's pharmacies.

They're going to be called....


"Pre-dick-a-mints."

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you both get dirty;
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Plan9

Hahaha... Pre-dick'd!

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Xerxys

You've totally earned your punning privileges!!

BogeyDope

Pun not intended...? haha

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