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Old 04-22-2009, 02:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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oh man, are these really true? they can't be! i read most of these and find myself in a face-palm.
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ya know, KirStang is balls deep in law school. I wonder if he's gonna get to ask awesome questions like that...
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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oh man, are these really true? they can't be! i read most of these and find myself in a face-palm.
These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


Amazon.com: Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History: Charles M. Sevilla: Books Amazon.com: Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History: Charles M. Sevilla: Books
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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