True Attorneys - 7
 

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?

:lol: oh man, are these really true? they can't be! i read most of these and find myself in a face-palm.

Ya know, KirStang is balls deep in law school. I wonder if he's gonna get to ask awesome questions like that...

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.