SSJTWIZTA

Gadzooks!

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

genuinegirly

Ow.

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Charlatan

Why not just ask for a glass of ice water for his teabag? Shrinkage = freedom.

Seems less embarrassing than being cut free.

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Xerxys

Oooopppfff!!

carrot glace

'swimmer trapped by beach balls' such a misleading title

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inBOIL

If they were cold enough that they shrank, how did they drop far enough to get caught?

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

FuglyStick

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

Nisses

x2

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Moderation should be moderately moderated.

SSJTWIZTA

i think we're thinking about shrinkage in two different dimensions here.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

lostgirl

I think we are talking old man with very saggy balls.

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We always arise from our own ashes. Everything returns later in its changed form. - Children of Dune

portieri

too funny. that's why I don't sunbathe nude

vanblah

Testicles don't shrink from cold (there are medical conditions that cause them to shrink though). The scrotum contracts to keep them closer to the body. If they were small enough to slip between the slats when cold they would still be the same size when warmed up. I suspect that this article is a fake.