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Old 04-21-2009, 12:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2009, 03:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2009, 04:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Why not just ask for a glass of ice water for his teabag? Shrinkage = freedom.

Seems less embarrassing than being cut free.
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Old 04-21-2009, 04:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2009, 09:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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'swimmer trapped by beach balls' such a misleading title
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Old 04-21-2009, 09:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
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If they were cold enough that they shrank, how did they drop far enough to get caught?
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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If they were cold enough that they shrank, how did they drop far enough to get caught?
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Old 04-25-2009, 08:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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If they were cold enough that they shrank, how did they drop far enough to get caught?
i think we're thinking about shrinkage in two different dimensions here.
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Old 04-25-2009, 09:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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If they were cold enough that they shrank, how did they drop far enough to get caught?

I think we are talking old man with very saggy balls.
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:04 AM   #11 (permalink)
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too funny. that's why I don't sunbathe nude
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Old 05-04-2009, 01:48 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Testicles don't shrink from cold (there are medical conditions that cause them to shrink though). The scrotum contracts to keep them closer to the body. If they were small enough to slip between the slats when cold they would still be the same size when warmed up. I suspect that this article is a fake.
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