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loquitur · 04-19-2009, 04:54 PM

An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."

The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office: "Doc, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!"

SSJTWIZTA · 04-20-2009, 09:52 AM

Ha! poor lady.

dlish · 04-20-2009, 10:25 AM

i was thinking that the pills he gave her were baked beans which made her farts smell

Cynosure · 04-20-2009, 01:05 PM

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When in doubt, tell a fart joke

Well, it works for Nickelodeon. Seems like every 30 minutes or so, while I'm watching the Nickelodeon channel with my kid, Nickelodeon somehow incorporates a fart joke of some kind. Definitely, TV shows for kids nowadays are different compared to what I watched, as a kid.

Tully Mars · 04-20-2009, 04:09 PM

So, the Doc's name is Johnson? Does he have a side business involving latex and rubber?

04-19-2009, 04:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
loquitur Junkie Location: NYC	When in doubt, tell a fart joke An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week." The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office: "Doc, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?" "Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!"

04-20-2009, 09:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	Ha! poor lady. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

04-20-2009, 10:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	i was thinking that the pills he gave her were baked beans which made her farts smell __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

04-20-2009, 04:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	So, the Doc's name is Johnson? Does he have a side business involving latex and rubber? __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club