When in doubt, tell a fart joke
 

An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."

The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office: "Doc, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!"

Ha! poor lady.

i was thinking that the pills he gave her were baked beans which made her farts smell

Well, it works for Nickelodeon. Seems like every 30 minutes or so, while I'm watching the Nickelodeon channel with my kid, Nickelodeon somehow incorporates a fart joke of some kind. Definitely, TV shows for kids nowadays are different compared to what I watched, as a kid.

So, the Doc's name is Johnson? Does he have a side business involving latex and rubber?