Taliban
 

You may be a Taliban if:

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely transport explosives in your ass.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own and routinely beat at least two.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Ha! My old neighbor has a goat. I must not be a Taliban man, never looked very attractive to me. The neighbor now...

All of these are good.... we use to own goats, does that mean we should've kept better watch over them?

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actually... that isnt so much fun. Some of that strikes me as pretty racist in my opinion.

I am curious how you think this is racist? Race has nothing to do with being in the Taliban or not.

This is really amusing... seeing that I spent time all over eastern Afghanistan for a year.

Fuck, those people smell awful.

Taliban is not a race. They're a militia dedicated to ... jeez, I dunno ...

This was funny!!