Gun Control
 

Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'

Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: ''Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!'

Uhm...ok?

this is suuuuuuuuuuper old
but with someone else

Jazz, you inappropriately filed this one.

It's not even funny.

I would have put it in Tilted Crompsin's Stuff, but Halx shitcanned that idea. It belongs there.

You are the training wheels on my self-esteem.

I heard it the first time as Bono at a U2 concert. It may go back further than that.

I Farrell is just another bubble headed actor. Carrying a gun makes a person less vulnerable to certain types of crimes,but the protection provided is certainly not absolute.