uncle phil

Judy got married and had 8 children.

Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer.

She married again; she and Bob had 6 more children.

Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.

Judy again, remarried; this time, she and John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having 19 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret,"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied, "I think he means her legs, Ethel..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

cdwonderful

you scare me phil, you really do...........

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Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

sweeze

ooof!

uffjohn

hah :P

Iliftrocks

Drum roll, cymbal crash

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bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."