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uncle phil 04-12-2009 03:02 AM

Lord, They're Finally Together
 
Judy got married and had 8 children.

Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer.

She married again; she and Bob had 6 more children.

Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.

Judy again, remarried; this time, she and John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having 19 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret,"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied, "I think he means her legs, Ethel..."

cdwonderful 04-12-2009 08:42 AM

you scare me phil, you really do...........

sweeze 04-13-2009 06:27 AM

ooof!

uffjohn 04-13-2009 06:46 AM

hah :P

Iliftrocks 04-13-2009 08:46 AM

Drum roll, cymbal crash


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