04-04-2009, 11:36 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Crazy
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That's it!
A man tells his doctor, "I want to be castrated!"
"Are you sure about this?" the doctor asks. "Have you discussed it with your wife?" "Yes, yes! I've thought about this for a long time. Let's get it over with!" So, the operation is performed. Since it's relatively simple, the guy only has to stay in the hospital for two days. The next week he goes for a post operation check-up. He sits down in the waiting room next to a young mother holding her infant son. The man observes that the child looks healthy and inquires as to why he in here. The mother says that he is going to be circumcised. The man stares at her for a few seconds and yells, "That's the word!" |
04-04-2009, 11:45 PM | #2 (permalink) |
She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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*facepalm*
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" |
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