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Redlemon · 04-05-2009, 06:36 AM

Any line repeated more than 10 times on Saturday Night Live.

Iliftrocks · 04-09-2009, 10:17 AM

How bout just Saturday Night Live, and be done with it

braisler · 04-09-2009, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Iliftrocks

How bout just Saturday Night Live, and be done with it

Agreed that they have had a lot of stinkers, but I laughed until I cried at a couple of Andy Sandberg's skits, like so:

YouTube - Jizz In My Pants

C'mon. Tell me you didn't laugh at that?

Wrexify · 04-09-2009, 01:30 PM

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour

After seeing food: "It looks good enough to eat!"

Spamming sound effects through your microphone in a game of Team Fortress 2.

lostgirl · 04-09-2009, 01:33 PM

When someone has a birthday on April 1st and someone says "Were you born as a joke."

Willravel · 04-09-2009, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by lostgirl

When someone has a birthday on April 1st and someone says "Were you born as a joke."

This one can only be funny if you say it on the day the person is diagnosed with cancer.

Plan9 · 04-09-2009, 02:14 PM

Fart jokes in movies you've paid $10+ to see.

Kahn · 04-09-2009, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by braisler

Agreed that they have had a lot of stinkers, but I laughed until I cried at a couple of Andy Sandberg's skits, like so:

YouTube - Jizz In My Pants

C'mon. Tell me you didn't laugh at that?

I won't even bother with SNL anymore because it's become so not funny for me ..

but uh, after 8 times, that jizz in my pants is still damn funny

Plan9 · 04-09-2009, 04:23 PM

I find the "Jizz In My Pants" video hilarious because TheJazz said it was totally like me.

And it's true. What could be funnier than the truth?!

Kahn · 04-09-2009, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

I find the "Jizz In My Pants" video hilarious because TheJazz said it was totally like me.

And it's true. What could be funnier than the truth?!

so, what you're telling us is that you jizz in your pants when you open the window?

Cynosure · 04-09-2009, 04:57 PM

Talking food on TV commercials, terrified of being eaten by humans, e.g. the green and the red M&M's. I find talking food totally not funny.

Because, really, if a food was intelligent enough to talk, it would be totally wrong to eat it. (My kids, however, have found talking food, hilarious.)

World's King · 04-09-2009, 05:50 PM

I'm really sorry to say this but...

Geek/Fanboy humor...

Plan9 · 04-09-2009, 05:51 PM

CSPAN. CSPAN is never funny. It's sad.

telekinetic · 04-11-2009, 05:33 PM

Commenting on traffic when you have walked a short distance to somewhere/someone's house

Grasshopper Green · 04-11-2009, 06:03 PM

Anything with "izzle" added to the end of it. I hate that.

FoolThemAll · 04-12-2009, 11:21 PM

Carlos Mencia. Forever and ever, amen.

Iliftrocks · 04-13-2009, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by braisler

Agreed that they have had a lot of stinkers, but I laughed until I cried at a couple of Andy Sandberg's skits, like so:

YouTube - Jizz In My Pants

C'mon. Tell me you didn't laugh at that?

I DID indeed laugh at that. That's one for SNL

ShaniFaye · 04-13-2009, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ring

cLaiMeD By CaNaDa

+1 on this one

and anything that ever came out of Larry the Cable Slobs mouth

danbo · 04-13-2009, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by filtherton

"That's what she said"
.

Sorry, but that one's not old yet. We still have lots of fun with it.

ring · 04-13-2009, 12:25 PM

Kathy Griffin.

lostgirl · 04-13-2009, 12:28 PM

racist jokes

Plan9 · 04-13-2009, 03:46 PM

White people whenever they claim they've got it bad.

Spontaneousno · 04-13-2009, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by filtherton

"That's what she said"

Holy fuck. I don't know if M.E. students are special in this regard, but I have heard that phrase more in my three years in M.E. school then I did in high school and junior high school combined.

better yet...

"thats what your mom said"

Plan9 · 04-14-2009, 04:15 AM

Breaking up with someone via Facebook.

Unless the victim isn't you and then it's hilarious.

frogza · 04-14-2009, 10:17 AM

Here are a few I get for being tall:

How's the air up there?
We all look up to you
The basketball coach must have loved you

The last one isn't something people say, but little kids love to walk between my legs. It happens everywhere!

biznatch · 04-14-2009, 07:39 PM

Dane Cook, that Mencia fucktard, the Blue Comedy guys, all the roasts.

Plan9 · 04-14-2009, 07:48 PM

Victoria's Secret and the juvenile-looking happy-fun-time clothing they're putting out these days.

The Anti-Boner. The kind of stuff only Chris Hansen victims dig.

FuglyStick · 04-14-2009, 07:52 PM

Stickin' it in her butt on accident.

You want to laugh, but DON'T YOU DARE

FoolThemAll · 04-18-2009, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by lostgirl

racist jokes

Bigot.

Xerxys · 04-18-2009, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by FuglyStick

Stickin' it in her butt on accident.

You want to laugh, but DON'T YOU DARE

Agreed, it's not funny ... but why so apealing???

>>NSFW | LINK | NSFW<<

Plan9 · 04-18-2009, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by FuglyStick

Stickin' it in her butt on accident.

You want to laugh, but DON'T YOU DARE

...and it isn't funny that people joke about that.

World's King · 04-18-2009, 07:09 PM

Crompsin.

Plan9 · 04-18-2009, 08:02 PM

That last one is supposed to go in the thread: "People That Are Not A Genius"

squeeeb · 06-03-2009, 03:18 PM

"Im not dead yet!" and "we are the knights that say nee!" said in crappy high pitched British accents. its funny when python says it. it's not funny when you say it.

newtx · 06-03-2009, 09:12 PM

Hemorrhoids, a sinus infection, or an abcessed tooth. Don't forget disco. OK disco is funny. Real funny.

Shell · 06-03-2009, 10:29 PM

2007 - Chinese Year of The Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia.

2008 - Chinese Year of the Horse - Equine Flu decimates Australian Horse Racing.

2009 - Chinese Year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills thousands of pigs and infects thousands of people, sometimes fatally around the world.

1010 - Chinese year of the cock - now what could possibly go wrong? ...

...Uh Oh ! ! !

Xerxys · 06-04-2009, 12:37 PM

Shell, that was funny!!

vanblah · 06-04-2009, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

White people whenever they claim they've got it bad.

Got what bad?

thespian86 · 06-04-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Poppinjay

Puns. All of them.

No way sir. I'm a dialogue man and there is nothing better then a terrific play on words; especially when it's dismissed in the dialogue (ie: not set up with a rim-shot, just stated plainly). Super effective.

I'll add:

- Any thing that has to do with rednecks
- Newfie Jokes
- Jay Leno

I will say, knowing I'll get burned in the process, I don't think there is anything that comedy "can't touch". I know a lot of people see it as dismissive but I just see it as a venue for thought. It's kind of my nature to not adhere I guess; I don't really get "offended" or "sad" when something incendiary happens in the world.

I don't think that makes me a monster.

CinnamonGirl · 06-04-2009, 01:17 PM

Going to San Antonio with someone who keeps asking if you remember the Alamo.

04-05-2009, 06:36 AM	#41 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Any line repeated more than 10 times on Saturday Night Live. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

04-09-2009, 10:17 AM	#42 (permalink)
Iliftrocks Junkie Location: Near Raleigh, NC	How bout just Saturday Night Live, and be done with it __________________ bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

04-09-2009, 01:30 PM	#44 (permalink)
Wrexify Crazy Location: Kramerica	The Blue Collar Comedy Tour After seeing food: "It looks good enough to eat!" Spamming sound effects through your microphone in a game of Team Fortress 2. __________________ "Nitwit! Oddment! Blubber! Tweak!"

04-09-2009, 01:33 PM	#45 (permalink)
lostgirl lightform Location: Edge of the deep green sea	When someone has a birthday on April 1st and someone says "Were you born as a joke." __________________ We're about to go through the crucible, but we'll come out the other side. We always arise from our own ashes. Everything returns later in its changed form. - Children of Dune

04-09-2009, 02:14 PM	#47 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Fart jokes in movies you've paid $10+ to see. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

04-09-2009, 04:23 PM	#49 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I find the "Jizz In My Pants" video hilarious because TheJazz said it was totally like me. And it's true. What could be funnier than the truth?! __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

04-09-2009, 04:57 PM	#51 (permalink)
Cynosure Psycho Location: the center of the multiverse	Talking food on TV commercials, terrified of being eaten by humans, e.g. the green and the red M&M's. I find talking food totally not funny. Because, really, if a food was intelligent enough to talk, it would be totally wrong to eat it. (My kids, however, have found talking food, hilarious.) Last edited by Cynosure; 04-09-2009 at 04:59 PM..

04-09-2009, 05:50 PM	#52 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I'm really sorry to say this but... Geek/Fanboy humor... __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-09-2009, 05:51 PM	#53 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	CSPAN. CSPAN is never funny. It's sad. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

04-11-2009, 05:33 PM	#54 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	Commenting on traffic when you have walked a short distance to somewhere/someone's house __________________ twisted no more

04-11-2009, 06:03 PM	#55 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	Anything with "izzle" added to the end of it. I hate that. __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

04-12-2009, 11:21 PM	#56 (permalink)
FoolThemAll Walking is Still Honest Location: Seattle, WA	Carlos Mencia. Forever and ever, amen. __________________ I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

04-13-2009, 12:25 PM	#60 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Kathy Griffin.

04-13-2009, 12:28 PM	#61 (permalink)
lostgirl lightform Location: Edge of the deep green sea	racist jokes __________________ We're about to go through the crucible, but we'll come out the other side. We always arise from our own ashes. Everything returns later in its changed form. - Children of Dune

04-13-2009, 03:46 PM	#62 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	White people whenever they claim they've got it bad. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

04-14-2009, 04:15 AM	#64 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Breaking up with someone via Facebook. Unless the victim isn't you and then it's hilarious. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

04-14-2009, 10:17 AM	#65 (permalink)
frogza Registered User Location: Right Here	Here are a few I get for being tall: How's the air up there? We all look up to you The basketball coach must have loved you The last one isn't something people say, but little kids love to walk between my legs. It happens everywhere!

04-14-2009, 07:39 PM	#66 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	Dane Cook, that Mencia fucktard, the Blue Comedy guys, all the roasts. __________________ Check it out: The Open Source/Freeware/Gratis Software Thread

04-14-2009, 07:48 PM	#67 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Victoria's Secret and the juvenile-looking happy-fun-time clothing they're putting out these days. The Anti-Boner. The kind of stuff only Chris Hansen victims dig. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

04-14-2009, 07:52 PM	#68 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	Stickin' it in her butt on accident. You want to laugh, but DON'T YOU DARE __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT!

04-18-2009, 07:09 PM	#72 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Crompsin. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-18-2009, 08:02 PM	#73 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	That last one is supposed to go in the thread: "People That Are Not A Genius" __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

06-03-2009, 03:18 PM	#74 (permalink)
squeeeb part of the problem Location: hic et ubique	"Im not dead yet!" and "we are the knights that say nee!" said in crappy high pitched British accents. its funny when python says it. it's not funny when you say it. __________________ onward to mayhem!

06-03-2009, 09:12 PM	#75 (permalink)
newtx Addict	Hemorrhoids, a sinus infection, or an abcessed tooth. Don't forget disco. OK disco is funny. Real funny.

06-03-2009, 10:29 PM	#76 (permalink)
Shell Cheers Location: Eastcoast USA	2007 - Chinese Year of The Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia. 2008 - Chinese Year of the Horse - Equine Flu decimates Australian Horse Racing. 2009 - Chinese Year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills thousands of pigs and infects thousands of people, sometimes fatally around the world. 1010 - Chinese year of the cock - now what could possibly go wrong? ... ...Uh Oh ! ! ! __________________ ..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss

06-04-2009, 12:37 PM	#77 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	Shell, that was funny!!

06-04-2009, 01:17 PM	#80 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl She's Actual Size Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell	Going to San Antonio with someone who keeps asking if you remember the Alamo. __________________ "...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"