Random funny I thought I'd share
 

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Marijuana and/or Sexual Favors".

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache..

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'


And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity


14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Eight gave me a good chuckle. Redundancy is quite humourous for me today.

I think this is older than the internet, but it still makes me chuckle. :)

i thought the first one was a good one to try for myself

I dunno ....

#3 seems like the perfect response to the question "why don't you go fuck yourself?"

:D

---------- Post added at 07:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:19 PM ----------

also ....

seeing the purely imcomparable hatred in the eyes of your server when he/she comes back from the kitchen to inform you "there's no such thing as frikkin diet water, asshole"

yeah, it's things like that I truly enjoy :D

#13 reminded me of a plaque that hung on my kitchen wall while growing up- Due to budgetary constraints the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.