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highdro69 · 02-16-2009, 04:07 AM

Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jesse. "I want to get weighed," replied Amber.

They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jesse lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," Amber responded.

By this time, Jesse figured that she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?" Amber responded, "Oh, Waura. It was wousy."

Xerxys · 02-16-2009, 09:22 AM

OMG LOL.........

SSJTWIZTA · 02-16-2009, 01:59 PM

nice!

Plan9 · 02-16-2009, 03:29 PM

This is where sign language could have saved the day.

Bear Cub · 02-16-2009, 03:32 PM

Screw sign language, a simple crotch grab would suffice.

gamefreak1398 · 02-16-2009, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bear Cub

Screw sign language, a simple crotch grab would suffice.

hahhaha the direct approach
no ambiguity whatsoever

genuinegirly · 02-17-2009, 10:41 AM

Oh my! That guy went home more frustrated than he should have.

flat5 · 02-18-2009, 03:56 PM

I saw this one coming :-)

halo456 · 02-27-2009, 09:09 PM

That one completely caught me off guard! I love it!

Daniel_ · 02-28-2009, 01:16 AM

I waughed.

danbo · 03-09-2009, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flat5

I saw this one coming :-)

That's what SHE said!

vancityboi · 03-10-2009, 09:58 PM

lol i had to read this twice..lol

SirLance · 03-12-2009, 06:06 PM

Lost opportunity!

02-16-2009, 04:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
highdro69 Crazy Location: Tampa Bay, Florida	What would you like to do first, Amber? Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jesse. "I want to get weighed," replied Amber. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jesse lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," Amber responded. By this time, Jesse figured that she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?" Amber responded, "Oh, Waura. It was wousy." __________________ "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

02-16-2009, 01:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	nice! __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

02-16-2009, 03:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	This is where sign language could have saved the day. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

02-16-2009, 03:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	Screw sign language, a simple crotch grab would suffice. __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

02-17-2009, 10:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	Oh my! That guy went home more frustrated than he should have. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

02-16-2009, 09:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	OMG LOL.........

02-18-2009, 03:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	I saw this one coming :-)

02-27-2009, 09:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
halo456 Crazy	That one completely caught me off guard! I love it!

02-28-2009, 01:16 AM	#10 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	I waughed. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

03-10-2009, 09:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
vancityboi Tilted Location: Vancouver,BC	lol i had to read this twice..lol __________________ I reject your reality and substitute my own -MythBusters Life is easier to measure by experience points -Watch The Guild

03-12-2009, 06:06 PM	#13 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Lost opportunity! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.