What would you like to do first, Amber?
 

Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jesse. "I want to get weighed," replied Amber.

They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jesse lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," Amber responded.

By this time, Jesse figured that she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?" Amber responded, "Oh, Waura. It was wousy."

OMG LOL.........

nice! :lol:

This is where sign language could have saved the day.

Screw sign language, a simple crotch grab would suffice.

hahhaha the direct approach
no ambiguity whatsoever

Oh my! That guy went home more frustrated than he should have.

I saw this one coming :-)

That one completely caught me off guard! I love it!

I waughed.

That's what SHE said!:p

lol i had to read this twice..lol

Lost opportunity!