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Old 03-03-2009, 03:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A senior at LSU was overheard saying, 'When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana .'

When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 03-03-2009, 07:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Well at least the food will be good
yummy gumbo
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Old 03-04-2009, 04:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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OOOOooo! I felt that one.
Lassiez le bon ton rouler!!! (Let the good times roll)
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Old 03-05-2009, 12:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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"I want to be in Kentucky when the end of the world comes, because it's always 20 years behind" -Mark Twain
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Old 03-05-2009, 01:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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sabrina fair - how right you are...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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