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uncle phil · 03-02-2009, 03:08 AM

The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, 'Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head'.

'Yep', he replied. 'That's why I dumpin' it here, 'cause it says 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'.'

demotivational · 03-02-2009, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by uncle phil

'Fine For Dumping Garbage'.'

lmao, I had a good one then I read the punch line, fine show

03-02-2009, 03:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Southern Humor - 3 The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, 'Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head'. 'Yep', he replied. 'That's why I dumpin' it here, 'cause it says 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'.' __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.