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uncle phil 02-26-2009 03:11 AM

On the Links
 
Vern was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Lucretia, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him.
Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the head, killing her instantly.

A few days later, Verne got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.

Coroner: "Verne, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the head, is that correct?"

Verne: "Yes, sir, that's correct."

Coroner: " Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up her rear."

Verne: "Was it a Titleist 3?"

Coroner: "Yes, it was."

Verne: "That was my provisional."

Redlemon 02-26-2009 11:08 AM

/doesn't play golf, doesn't get joke

phathom 02-26-2009 02:35 PM

Play golf and still don't get it. I'm guessing it's interchangeable with "mulligan"

uncle phil 02-26-2009 03:00 PM

when one either thinks he loses his tee shot, or thinks it may have gone out of bounds, he is entitled to a "provisional" shot off the tee and is allowed to play that ball should the original never be located or is located out of bounds......

Cuddly Knife 02-27-2009 01:23 AM

don't get it

PayUp 03-01-2009 02:51 PM

I will have to share this one at Monday afternoons tee time

Tully Mars 03-01-2009 05:27 PM

Yes, but the important question is did the first ball count on his score?

demotivational 03-02-2009 02:59 PM

I will have to get my dad to explain this one for me =)

Redlemon 03-03-2009 10:45 AM

So, he shoved the second ball up he ass in case the blow to the head didn't kill her? Or am I still lost?

gardens 03-03-2009 07:27 PM

good joke
little sad that it ruined a good day of golf


I hate doing this...

His first shot hit her in the rear his second her head, why she stayed there after the first I don't know

I don't think he finished the game so hes not going to factor his score in his cap

aphex140 03-05-2009 03:44 AM

pure quality !!!:thumbsup:

SabrinaFair 03-05-2009 12:44 PM

Another good reason for me not to use the women's tee....

SirLance 03-12-2009 06:13 PM

You have to be a golfer to get it, but it's funny as hell.


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