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uncle phil · 01-26-2009, 03:13 AM

Woman Fires Shotgun into Wall While Asleep...

SSJTWIZTA · 01-27-2009, 03:17 AM

wait...what?

LoganSnake · 01-27-2009, 08:07 AM

One liners thread?

uncle phil · 01-27-2009, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoganSnake

One liners thread?

nope, Headlines 20 thread...

Tophat665 · 02-01-2009, 08:22 PM

Unusual: musical written about Tasmanian fatal gold mine collapse. Fark: "In A flat minor." Who could possibly be offended by that?

Tophat665 · 02-04-2009, 07:55 PM

Winter storm closes schools across P.E.I., N.S.

Tophat665 · 02-13-2009, 07:59 AM

From Fark:
Man shoots himself through the heart with nailgun to scare his fiancee, gives love a bad name
-----Added 13/2/2009 at 01 : 14 : 55-----
Another Fark Gem:
Limp Bizkit "disgusted and bored with the state of heavy popular music" decides to look past their differences, reform for a world tour so they can save hard rock music. Or could be that they're doing it all for the nookie

Xerxys · 02-13-2009, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SSJTWIZTA

wait...what?

I thought the exact same thing, was she firing at the wall while she was asleep or at Wall, who was sleeping.... am I making any sense?

Tophat665 · 02-13-2009, 05:16 PM

From Cele|bitchy:
Mickey Rourke favors interspecies sex over Courtney Love

01-26-2009, 03:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Headlines 20 Woman Fires Shotgun into Wall While Asleep... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-27-2009, 03:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	wait...what? __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

01-27-2009, 08:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	One liners thread? __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

02-01-2009, 08:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Unusual: musical written about Tasmanian fatal gold mine collapse. Fark: "In A flat minor." Who could possibly be offended by that? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-04-2009, 07:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Winter storm closes schools across P.E.I., N.S. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-13-2009, 07:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	From Fark: Man shoots himself through the heart with nailgun to scare his fiancee, gives love a bad name -----Added 13/2/2009 at 01 : 14 : 55----- Another Fark Gem: Limp Bizkit "disgusted and bored with the state of heavy popular music" decides to look past their differences, reform for a world tour so they can save hard rock music. Or could be that they're doing it all for the nookie __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. Last edited by Tophat665; 02-13-2009 at 10:14 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

02-13-2009, 05:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	From Cele\|bitchy: Mickey Rourke favors interspecies sex over Courtney Love __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.