uncle phil

Woman Fires Shotgun into Wall While Asleep...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SSJTWIZTA

wait...what?

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

LoganSnake

One liners thread?

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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

uncle phil

nope, Headlines 20 thread...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Unusual: musical written about Tasmanian fatal gold mine collapse. Fark: "In A flat minor." Who could possibly be offended by that?

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Tophat665

Winter storm closes schools across P.E.I., N.S.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Tophat665

From Fark:
Man shoots himself through the heart with nailgun to scare his fiancee, gives love a bad name
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Another Fark Gem:
Limp Bizkit "disgusted and bored with the state of heavy popular music" decides to look past their differences, reform for a world tour so they can save hard rock music. Or could be that they're doing it all for the nookie

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Xerxys

I thought the exact same thing, was she firing at the wall while she was asleep or at Wall, who was sleeping.... am I making any sense?

Tophat665

From Cele|bitchy:
Mickey Rourke favors interspecies sex over Courtney Love

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.