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uncle phil 02-15-2009 03:00 AM
Smart Ass Answers - 1
 
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect..."

SSJTWIZTA 02-15-2009 01:06 PM
straight to the doghouse.

LoganSnake 02-15-2009 03:37 PM
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...t-started.html

Tully Mars 02-15-2009 04:35 PM
Yikes!

uncle phil 02-15-2009 05:21 PM
variations...more to come...

no more dupes, i promise... :)

karnic7 02-23-2009 01:36 PM
hahaha! Thank you for that one...good stuff


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