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Smart Ass Answers - 1
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect..." |
straight to the doghouse.
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Yikes!
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variations...more to come...
no more dupes, i promise... :) |
hahaha! Thank you for that one...good stuff
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