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Plan9

Does it beep at you if you don't buckle up after you sit down and "start your engine?"

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

telekinetic

I really REALLY want to do this to the toilet here at work.

*looks around cubicle at the array of 5 point harnesses splayed out*

MUST...RESIST.......

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twisted no more

SSJTWIZTA

DO IT!

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller