LoganSnake

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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

Plan9

Hey, I have intellectual needs. They can show up naked with food and a stimulating conversation about pre-WWII small arms development.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

CinnamonGirl

It also helps if you're an excellent massage therapist

For the men, I'd add beer. Food, beer, and sex... actually, that sounds really good. I'll take that list, please. Plus the massage therapist.

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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

Ilow

just in time for valentine's day!

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"Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about"
--Sam Harris