Retire to Alaska
 

Tom had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...'

'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks Thank you.'

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'.'

'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right!. I'll be there. Thanks again.'

'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?'

'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'

Excellent, thanks

Bwahaha... and then he reached for his service revolver.

I didn't see that coming.

Very good.

:lol:

JUst when he thought he was going to get lucky...

wow, wonder what he'd say next; "might be some spooning afterwards"

Hahaha! Very nice. :lol:

puahaha nice one

Ewwwwww, and hahahahahahah

haha. wait whoa!! We are not like that. our town is like any other town. We even have a Target sheesh! haha

Brilliant! And disgusting too.

:lol: Well, that's one way to get to know your neighbors, I suppose.

Hehe. So that's the adventure that awaits in the Alaskan frontier!

Funny. Thanks.

didnt see that one,coming. thanks. great ending.