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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 07-01-2003, 07:10 PM

Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King shooed him away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...

... MORAL OF THE STORY ?

Pay your bills.

Glad

hotzot · 07-01-2003, 07:26 PM

very funny

Flesh · 07-02-2003, 06:42 AM

hahaha, good joke

rundmv · 07-02-2003, 11:03 AM

that was a good one

TerresqueÜ · 07-02-2003, 11:07 AM

Most excellent joke thought a tad on the long side.

bender · 07-02-2003, 02:38 PM

very good.
thanks

Happyland · 07-02-2003, 03:47 PM

every good story has a moral

oblar · 07-02-2003, 05:35 PM

great story

morals rock!

AnUnkind · 07-02-2003, 09:46 PM

Absolutely no slaying of dragons... slightly disappointing but very funny nonetheless.

Ronin_Tiger · 07-03-2003, 12:29 AM

Fuckin' funny man

bravo49 · 07-03-2003, 02:44 AM

Took me a second, but the wait was worth it

Stare At The Sun · 07-04-2003, 12:38 PM

Very funny

07-01-2003, 07:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession... Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King shooed him away with no payment made. The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer... ... MORAL OF THE STORY ? Pay your bills. Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

07-01-2003, 07:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	very funny __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

07-02-2003, 11:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Most excellent joke thought a tad on the long side. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-02-2003, 03:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	every good story has a moral __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

07-02-2003, 05:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	great story morals rock! __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-02-2003, 06:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	hahaha, good joke

07-02-2003, 11:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	that was a good one

07-02-2003, 02:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	very good. thanks

07-02-2003, 09:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
AnUnkind Crazy Location: INCONUS	Absolutely no slaying of dragons... slightly disappointing but very funny nonetheless. __________________ yeah, you SHOULD feel stupid....

07-03-2003, 12:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	Fuckin' funny man __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

07-03-2003, 02:44 AM	#11 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Took me a second, but the wait was worth it

07-04-2003, 12:38 PM	#12 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Very funny