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Tully Mars 02-05-2009 02:52 PM

Dinner with Mom...
 
Here's an oldie, hope it not on here elsewhere...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian 's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian 's 'roommate', Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
___________________________________
Dear Mom ,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the
Gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Brian
___________________________________
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
___________________________________
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer . But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love,
Mom

uncle phil 02-05-2009 03:37 PM

hehe...

slick50 02-07-2009 09:12 AM

Great, thanks

cyklone 02-10-2009 04:07 PM

A great oldie, but the first time I heard it, it wasn't Brian and Jennifer, but Brian and John. :)

Plan9 02-10-2009 04:17 PM

Smooth.

genuinegirly 02-10-2009 07:21 PM

Hehehe. I like this one!

Ilow 02-10-2009 07:32 PM

lol, that's hilarious. i love the unexpected ones

Iliftrocks 02-11-2009 07:35 AM

Way to go Mom!!!!!


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