uncle phil

So a guy checks into his motel room. After a while he comes down to the front desk and asks, “Is the porn in my room disabled?”.

The lady working there looks up at him and replies, “No, you sick bastard, it’s just regular porn!”.

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

troit

That got a chuckle out of me...

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