A Train Story
 

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,'she replied. 'Get your own fucking blanket.'

After a moment of silence...he farted.

The End

lol harsh reality =\

Ohhh, thanks man... I needed that!!!

Yep, I've heard this one before. But it's a good classic.

That was a definite keeper

lol, nice one

Hilarious. Although it may be a little too close to home if I ever get hitched.