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NoSoup · 07-01-2003, 04:05 PM

A couple of guys were out on a boat fishing in a rather unconventional way. They would take a stick of dynamite, light the fuse, and throw it into the water. The resulting explosion knocked the fish unconcious and they simply scooped them into their boat.

Not long after they had began, a DNR boat pulls up next to them. The officer climbs onto their boat and begins to lecture them on how damaging it is to the environment and began to write them tickets.

One of the men calmly lights another stick of dynamite, hands it to the officer, and says

"Are ya gonna keep talking or are you gonna fish?"

Heard it earlier today, figured it might get a chuckle or two...

ratbastard · 07-01-2003, 04:36 PM

i like it.

slant eyes · 07-01-2003, 07:01 PM

clever

vermin · 07-01-2003, 07:34 PM

Knowing the Wisconsin DNR, the dumbass would probably choose to keep talking.

TerresqueÜ · 07-02-2003, 06:48 AM

Clever, very clever.

07-01-2003, 04:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Fishin' A couple of guys were out on a boat fishing in a rather unconventional way. They would take a stick of dynamite, light the fuse, and throw it into the water. The resulting explosion knocked the fish unconcious and they simply scooped them into their boat. Not long after they had began, a DNR boat pulls up next to them. The officer climbs onto their boat and begins to lecture them on how damaging it is to the environment and began to write them tickets. One of the men calmly lights another stick of dynamite, hands it to the officer, and says "Are ya gonna keep talking or are you gonna fish?" Heard it earlier today, figured it might get a chuckle or two... __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

07-01-2003, 07:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	clever __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

07-01-2003, 07:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Knowing the Wisconsin DNR, the dumbass would probably choose to keep talking. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

07-02-2003, 06:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Clever, very clever. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-01-2003, 04:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
ratbastard Crazy Location: central calif.	i like it.