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NoSoup 07-01-2003 04:05 PM

Fishin'
 
A couple of guys were out on a boat fishing in a rather unconventional way. They would take a stick of dynamite, light the fuse, and throw it into the water. The resulting explosion knocked the fish unconcious and they simply scooped them into their boat.

Not long after they had began, a DNR boat pulls up next to them. The officer climbs onto their boat and begins to lecture them on how damaging it is to the environment and began to write them tickets.

One of the men calmly lights another stick of dynamite, hands it to the officer, and says

"Are ya gonna keep talking or are you gonna fish?"

Heard it earlier today, figured it might get a chuckle or two...

ratbastard 07-01-2003 04:36 PM

i like it.

slant eyes 07-01-2003 07:01 PM

clever

vermin 07-01-2003 07:34 PM

Knowing the Wisconsin DNR, the dumbass would probably choose to keep talking.

TerresqueÜ 07-02-2003 06:48 AM

Clever, very clever.


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