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uncle phil 01-19-2009 04:34 AM

Job Search
 
A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested, he goes to learn more. 'Can you give me some more details?' he asks the clerk.

The clerk pulls up the file and says, 'The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.

'There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford , Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here.'

'Oh, is that where the job is?'

'No sir, that's where the end of the line is right now.'

slick50 01-19-2009 05:02 PM

excellent

KirStang 01-19-2009 05:18 PM

LOL. I think when they find out they have to do this for overweight, mature ladies who have STDs they won't be so enthusiastic!

gamefreak1398 01-19-2009 06:06 PM

a classic from a while back :D

Plan9 01-19-2009 06:53 PM

Yeah, gyno is not a job I'd wish upon anybody. I figure half the women that show up aren't the kind you wanna see nekkid.

Tully Mars 01-19-2009 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin (Post 2585429)
Yeah, gyno is not a job I'd wish upon anybody. I figure half the women that show up aren't the kind you wanna see nekkid.

Half?

i_am_not_worthy 01-28-2009 05:57 PM

As a recruiter - great joke!

Daknjak 01-28-2009 07:45 PM

As always, I feel bad for any wife of one. After seeing the worst all day he just is not going to be interested.


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