Your Own Jokes !!
 

In this thread I would like to see some Jokes or Funny Shit you have written, or made up . Please post all :)

Here are a couple of my own.

What do you call a Midget that plays C.D.'s?

A Compact Disc Jockey

HEhehehehe :)

And another one I made up is about our New Light rail System. You know how in San Francisco they have BART? Bay Area Rapid Transit? Well, I live in Salt Lake City, and they call ours TRAX, But I think My Nickname is better...SLUT Salt Lake Urban Transit :)

I THINK I am the originator of this one...
What id BDD?


Blonde Deficiet Disorder!:shakehead:

Of course there is BADD-
Bald Deficiet Disorder-which I have!:no:

So do you ride the SLUT alot?

Isn't SLUT a real acronym for a transit system somewhere? I want to say Seattle, but I could be wrong.

Ya I was one of the first to ride her :)
Don't to much anymore, the newness has worn off.

I'm not sure if it is already in use, i would like to know though. :)

when someone see's my buttcrack and mentions it:
its vile and disgusting and yet u....cant look away!

It appears they have since changed the name but Seattle's public transportation system used to be called S.L.U.T...

SLUT -- Streetcar's unfortunate acronym seems here to stay

New website: Metro Online Home Page

A few that I've heard that I like

How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None, feminist can't change anything.

Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam?

You can't jelly it down her throat.

Very sexist but don't let this reflect upon me... ;)

Just saw on animal planet, they're having a special on presidential dogs. They just told a fact, that Barbara Bush's dog Millie's book out sold both Herbert Walker's and W's books. This cracked me up! But didn't surprise me.