grumpyolddude

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we

all could probably use more calm in our lives.



Some doctor on tv this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace

is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my

house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and before leaving

the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of

shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of
Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the

Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr whofrkin gud I fel.

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uncle phil

love it, grump...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

gamefreak1398

ahhaha excellent

Tully Mars

Not bad.

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SSJTWIZTA

nice, very nice.

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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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