The Whys of Women
 

This is a response to the Whys of Men thread in humour:

The Whys of Women
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1. WHY DO WOMEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are getting some great input!)

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2. WHY DO WOMEN KEEP THEIR EYES CLOSED DURING SEX?

(they think there is such thing as "autopilot")

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3. WHY DO WOMEN TALK IN THEIR SLEEP?

(because they can't shut it off)

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4. WHY WERE WOMEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN CATS?

(so they won't rub up against everyone at cocktail parties)

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5. HOW MANY WOMEN DOES IT TAKE TO FIGURE OUT THAT A RAISED TOILET SEAT IS BETTER THAN A PISS-SPLATTERED ONE?

(don't know.....they haven't thought of that)