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belez · 01-06-2009, 06:19 PM

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

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2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

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3. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

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4. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

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5. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

slightlyaskew · 01-06-2009, 07:18 PM

LOL
nice

streak_56 · 01-06-2009, 07:49 PM

Brought me down a few notches... lol

KarrB · 01-09-2009, 07:33 PM

hehehehehe thanks....

Starkizzer · 01-10-2009, 01:19 AM

hehe vapor lock

blahblah454 · 01-10-2009, 11:10 AM

Boo Urns!!

01-06-2009, 06:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
belez Upright	The Why's of Men ------------------------------------------------ 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) ----------------------------------------------- 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) ----------------------------------------------- 3. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) ----------------------------------------------- 4. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) ----------------------------------------------- 5. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened)

01-06-2009, 07:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
slightlyaskew Upright Location: Arkansas	LOL nice __________________ sa A day without sunshine is like night.

01-10-2009, 01:19 AM	#5 (permalink)
Starkizzer Hi floor! Make me a samwich. Location: Ontario (in the stray cat complex)	hehe vapor lock __________________ Frivolity, at the edge of a Moral Swamp, hears Hymn-Singing in the Distance and dons the Galoshes of Remorse. ~Edward Gorey

01-06-2009, 07:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
streak_56 who ever said streaking was a bad thing? Location: Calgary	Brought me down a few notches... lol

01-09-2009, 07:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
KarrB Upright	hehehehehe thanks....

01-10-2009, 11:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Boo Urns!!