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12-16-2008, 09:47 PM
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Fishing
...Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that sh*t?' I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I've stopped fishing. |
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12-28-2008, 08:53 PM
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Junkie
Location: Pats country
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both the original joke and the fish jumping in the boat are a riot.
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12-29-2008, 10:44 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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great joke...
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