12-14-2008, 04:35 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Living in a Warmer Insanity
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Mommy works at Home Depot and she's selling people shovels. But now the whole school thinks mommy's a pole dancer.
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12-14-2008, 04:42 PM | #2 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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she'd make more money as a pole-dancer...
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12-14-2008, 05:13 PM | #3 (permalink) |
Living in a Warmer Insanity
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I don't know she's kinda flat chested. I mean really not built for it in my opinion.
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12-14-2008, 07:45 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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if she can lift an axe that big, she should just be a professional lifter.
or a lumberjack.
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12-15-2008, 09:21 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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I admit, I thought she was a pole dancer when I saw the picture. I also wondered how the kid knew what mommy looked like at work.
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