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Old 12-14-2008, 04:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Mommy works at Home Depot and she's selling people shovels. But now the whole school thinks mommy's a pole dancer.
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Old 12-14-2008, 04:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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she'd make more money as a pole-dancer...
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Old 12-14-2008, 05:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I don't know she's kinda flat chested. I mean really not built for it in my opinion.
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Old 12-14-2008, 05:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Looks more like a hoe to me.
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
is a tiger
 
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if she can lift an axe that big, she should just be a professional lifter.

or a lumberjack.
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Old 12-14-2008, 08:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This made me laugh so hard.
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Old 12-15-2008, 04:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2008, 09:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I admit, I thought she was a pole dancer when I saw the picture. I also wondered how the kid knew what mommy looked like at work.
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