the cowboy and the lesbian
 

a cowboy is sitting at a bar, a chick walks up to him and asks "are you a real cowboy?"
"i wear these clothes all the time, ive spent my life, on ranches, herding cattle, roping steer,so, yeah, im a real cowboy." he explains.

she says "im a lesbian. i get turned on by women, and they are all i think about. I wake up thinking about women, i watch tv and get turned on by women, i go to sleep thinking about women."

a little later, an older couple walk into the bar, and they ask the cowboy "hey, are you a real cowboy?"

"well," he said, " i thought i was. i just found out i´m a lesbian"

that is really funny; thought i posted it back in v.2...

oh, didnt know, sorry for the repost