skizziks

a cowboy is sitting at a bar, a chick walks up to him and asks "are you a real cowboy?"
"i wear these clothes all the time, ive spent my life, on ranches, herding cattle, roping steer,so, yeah, im a real cowboy." he explains.

she says "im a lesbian. i get turned on by women, and they are all i think about. I wake up thinking about women, i watch tv and get turned on by women, i go to sleep thinking about women."

a little later, an older couple walk into the bar, and they ask the cowboy "hey, are you a real cowboy?"

"well," he said, " i thought i was. i just found out i´m a lesbian"

uncle phil

that is really funny; thought i posted it back in v.2...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

skizziks

oh, didnt know, sorry for the repost