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Old 04-20-2003, 03:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Motown
Best Friend

The judge asked the redneck "Why did you shoot your wife?"
The redneck said "Because she was fucking my best friend."
The judge asked "Well then what did you do to your best friend?"
The redneck replied "I swatted him with a newspaper and said 'bad dog.'"
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Old 04-20-2003, 06:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Ah that's wrong
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Old 04-20-2003, 06:22 AM   #3 (permalink)
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gotta like the beastiality jokes eh.

even though it was a ruff,ruff one
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Old 04-20-2003, 07:22 AM   #4 (permalink)
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gotta like the beastiality jokes eh.

even though it was a ruff,ruff one
*shakes head*... lol
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Old 04-20-2003, 01:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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so wrong... so funny... great joke!
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Old 04-20-2003, 01:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Very Good
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Old 04-20-2003, 02:10 PM   #7 (permalink)
Darth Papa
 
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Man. That's wrong in all the right ways.
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Old 04-20-2003, 02:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
A Storm Is Coming
 
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I actually have known people like that....
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Old 04-20-2003, 03:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: Cairo, Egypt
(Scrubbing vicously in the shower)

CAN'T GET CLEAN! STILL CAN'T GET CLEAN
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Old 04-20-2003, 08:14 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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hehehe... bad dog.
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Old 04-20-2003, 08:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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that's a classic...another short similar one...my wife ran off with my best friend and I miss him
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Old 04-21-2003, 09:21 AM   #12 (permalink)
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that took me by surprise for sure!
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Old 04-21-2003, 10:44 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Haha
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Old 04-21-2003, 11:36 AM   #14 (permalink)
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so wrong!
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Old 04-21-2003, 11:40 AM   #15 (permalink)
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That's horrible
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Old 04-21-2003, 11:47 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I thought it was pretty funny
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Old 04-22-2003, 05:05 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.
Bwwaa haa haa. Good one.
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:27 AM   #18 (permalink)
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A redo of a classic.


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