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Old 11-19-2008, 04:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Anticipation

When a woman wears a leather dress,
A man's heart beats quicker,
And his throat gets dry,
He goes weak in the knees,
And he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why?

It's Because she smells like a new truck.
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 11-19-2008, 03:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
 
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 11-26-2008, 03:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hahahahaha very funny and great one...
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