Why some men prefer to have dogs and not wives
 

The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

The dogs won't mind if you call them by another name.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to bring your point across.

Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk.

If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.

Dogs like it if you leave your things on the floor.

You never have to wait for a dog....they are ready to go 24 hours a day.

Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

Always a problem of mine!

I clicked on this thread thinking it was serious.

Now I am mildy dissappointed.

I clicked on this thread hoping it wasn't related at all to last week's Savage Love.