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11-08-2008, 03:05 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware '
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11-08-2008, 04:59 AM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Bambi knows more than Sarah Palin then...
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11-09-2008, 01:57 AM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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No, actually he did the breaststroke, allow me to demonstate...
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