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Old 11-08-2008, 03:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware '
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 11-08-2008, 04:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
 
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Bambi knows more than Sarah Palin then...
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 11-09-2008, 01:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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No, actually he did the breaststroke, allow me to demonstate...
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