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10-25-2008, 11:50 AM
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Insane
Location: out west
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Names
Guy is sitting at a bar, meets a girl, asks her name.
"i´m Carmen" she says, alluringly. "Are you named after your mother or grandmother?" he asks. "No, I´m named Carmen because I like cars and I like men" she explains. "What´s your name?" He looks at her for a second and says "Beerfuck" |
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10-25-2008, 11:56 AM
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We work alone
Location: Cake Town
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Original is "B.J. Titsngolf".
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10-25-2008, 02:22 PM
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Junkie
Location: Pats country
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10-27-2008, 03:29 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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"rim shot..."
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