Names
 

Guy is sitting at a bar, meets a girl, asks her name.

"i´m Carmen" she says, alluringly.

"Are you named after your mother or grandmother?" he asks.

"No, I´m named Carmen because I like cars and I like men" she explains. "What´s your name?"

He looks at her for a second and says "Beerfuck"

Original is "B.J. Titsngolf".

yup original, FTW

he shoulda been more concise: fuk fuk fukfukfuk

"rim shot..."