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Old 10-23-2008, 03:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Women! Know Your Limits!

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Old 10-23-2008, 03:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Sent to the Fiancee... Anyone have an over/under for nights spent sleeping on the couch?
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Goodness. Is that really what is expected of a woman? Hmmmm. Looks like I have to re-learn my limits.
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Old 10-23-2008, 12:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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*also loves little kittens*
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Old 10-23-2008, 12:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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Hey wait, I love kittens too!
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Old 10-23-2008, 12:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Kittens are ok if they are not spawn of evil devil cats.
Soft and fluffy baby bunnies, known as kits or sometimes kittens, are the epitomy of cuddliness.

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Old 10-23-2008, 12:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yes! Fluffy baby bunnies!
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Old 10-23-2008, 07:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Great public service announcement. Right up there with "Masturbation will blind you."
Have I told anyone about my degenerating vision?
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