Blonde 34
 

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2:00 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.

The husband said, 'Who was that?'

The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'

I thought about it for a moment.

Then I got it.

Then I lol'd!

hehe.

and that is why he married her! lol