skizziks

a British guy, a French guy and an American woman are on a train cruising through Europe.

They enter a tunnel, everything goes pitch black, there is the loud sound of SLAP and when they come out of the tunnel, the French guy has a huge red handprint on his cheek.

The american chick thinks "that french guy tried to kiss me but kissed the brit and got slapped for it"

The french guy thinks " that brit kissed the american and she thought it was me and slapped me"

the brit thinks "i hope we get another tunnel so i can slap the shit out of that frenchman again"

PonyPotato

Bahahahaha.

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Baraka_Guru

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Amaras

You know, here in Quebec it would be the Anglophone slapping the Francophone.

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Leto

I suppose that 's Canadian for English & French...

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You said you didn't give a fuck about hockey
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You held my hand and we walked home the long way
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